How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?  Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
                                                                                                   -Abraham Lincoln

aww, school...just when i think i have enough to worry about in high school i start getting letters from colleges...at least a few are good ones like west point and baylor, but i'll probably never go there anywhere

A lot of yall have been telling me to update but I have nothing to update about.  My life is pretty dull right now except for Stefan busting a move which is "straight edging" but I don't know if I should laugh at him or walk away from him because of the ridiculous way he is behaving but I guess that is what high school is for.  Act crazy and pick up chicks, unless you're a girl then I guess you wouldn't.

qoute: If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

Life has been pretty boring between school and soccer (which is fun but gets kinda old after a while) but my life spiced up after i heard that some girl thinks im cute.  Abril es baja y rubia.

Quote:  I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.